Today we had a family lunch and we were just sitting there eating when suddenly my 8-year-old brother was like “We should become nudists!” and my dad chocked on his drink.
So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.
something i hate is how in a lot of movies the ugly guy gets the hot chick but when the ugly chick gets the hot guy she has to go through a beautiful transition into a sexy woman first
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
why not heterosexual UNawareness month
pretend heterosexuals don’t exist for the WHOLE month
I didn’t want you to only fuck me,I wanted you to love me.But I didn’t know how to convince you with besides my body.Lora Mathis